How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

  • Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
  • Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
  • Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
  • Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
  • Rottweiler: Make me.
  • Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
  • Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
  • Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
  • Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
  • Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
  • Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
  • Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark.
  • Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
  • Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
  • Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
  • Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........
  • Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
  • Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
  • Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
  • Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?
  • Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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